Suck it and see

Jamie hind.
I'm an atheist.
I don't believe in afterlife, ghosts.
I believe in music.
I love astronomy and philosophy

OHHH YEAH, feeeelings
OHHH YEAH, feeeeeeeeeelings
Whoaaaa-ohhh FEEEEEEEELINGS
Yeah yeah, feeeeeeeeeeelings

ohh, can you feel it, feelings

hi i’m a twitter boy

hello there, i’m a boy on twitter

a lot of things i post are about ‘respecting girls’ cos girls will love it and retweet it. i’m also weirdly emotional and talking about ‘spooning’ even though it’s cringey, because i’m an utter cunt, also girls will like it and retweet it. I also scream for female attention by talking about ‘cute relationships’ i claim to be different, but due to everyone on twitter being like me, i’ve fallen into the trap of being exactly the same as everyone else

Never use tumblr cos it’s full of pretentious shit 

Never use tumblr cos it’s full of pretentious shit 

Idiotic bus drivers

So i went to get on the bus this morning, all ready for college, had a couple of espressos i was all eager, i stepped on the bus and started searching through my wallet but couldn’t find my bus pass, i said to my driver “well, you know me right?” he replies “yeah, i know everyone on the bus but i still need to see a pass” erm, why? fucking why? you’re gonna see my pass tomorrow, you saw it all last week, why are you such a prick and a jobsworth that you HAVE to see it? you openly admitted you knew who i was. I mean, what a fucking idiot, i don’t even believe this man should have the responsibility of driving a bus, whenever it’s parked he’s just running around and while he’s driving he’s shouting about playing halo or some shit, i remember one time i got on and he actually asked me who Gary Glitter was, absolute prick.

FOOD! RAGE! STARVATION!

I HATE it when there’s nothing in my house food wise, maybe a can of soup and some rice or something in the cupboard, and something random in the fridge and i’m hungry, i complain about my parents lack of effort with shopping and dad just point blank lies by saying ‘there’s loads to eat’ is he mental, is he fucking mental? he go’s on to say “OH DERS LOADS IN DA FREEZER HERP DERP” who the FUCK gets up in the morning and puts like a pie and chips in the oven, and then when they want a snack, sticks some pork chops under the grill? what the fuck is this man about? he literally said to me “there’s pork chops, there’s potatoes” thanks dad i’ll bare that in mind when i’m fucking cooking Sunday lunch you maniac. It wouldn’t kill them just to have like, a couple of pot noodles, crisps, i’m not talking all unhealthy stuff, little things like nuts and fruit i eat as well! i mean come on, it’s absolutely fucking RIDICULOUS. people mention how skinny i am, IT’S BECAUSE I LIVE HERE AND YOU DO NOT GET FED. I might start a fat camp here, say to fatties, look mate you can come live here £30 a week or whatever and you can eat whatever you want, whatever the fuck you want, they’ll leave in three months and be skinny again. Dr Hinds miracle weight loss house!

Sam being a moron

  • Me: Yeah well i don't believe in any of that stuff i'm an Atheist
  • Sam: Hm i'm more than that, because Atheist is still a religion
  • Me: What? no it's not, it's anti-religion, it's rejecting religion
  • Sam: Well Atheist still has the word religion in it.

Music thing!

List 10 music groups/bands/people you like, in no specific order (do this before reading the questions below)!

  1. Arctic Monkeys
  2. Pro Green
  3. Noel Gallaghers HFB
  4. Lana Del Rey
  5. Oasis
  6. The Kooks
  7. The Vacccines
  8. Stereophonics
  9. Ed Sheeran
  10. Kasabian

What was the first song you ever heard by 6?

Erm probably Naive 

What is your favorite song of 8?

I couldn’t even think, a classic is mr writer, but i’m loving looks like chaplin atm

What are your favourite lyrics of 5?

Hey, Stay young, and invincible, cos we know just what we a-a-areee!

How many times have you seen 4 live?

Never, i don’t know if she’d be good fun live

What is your favorite song by 7?

Gotta be Norgaard!

Is there any song by 3 that makes you sad?

Dream on

What is your favorite song by 9?

You need me man i don’t need you (not the album version)

When did you first get into 2?

Summer 2010

How did you get into 3?

Well i was a massive oasis fan and i knew it would be great so.. 

What is your favorite song by 4?

Video Games!

How many times have you seen 9 live?

None :(

Is there a song by 8 that makes you sad

Loads, Daisy Lane, Rainbows and pots of gold.. could go on

What is your favorite song of 1?

It’s so hard! suck it and see? R U mine? evil twin? still take you home? i literally don’t know

How did you become a fan of 9?


Out with my mates before he was big and they introduced me, i wasn’t sold at first but i got to like him in my own time